Most of the time it's a humor blog but yaknow
You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate.
What is gonna happen if skinny jeans go out of style? Go back to boot cut jeans and act like we didn’t think they were disgusting for 6+ years?
my greatest fear
I totally understand this “I wear makeup/shave my legs/dress in figure flattering clothing because it makes me feel good and confident and sexy and it’s not to impress you silly boy”, but like…… It’s ok to want to look good for someone other than yourself. It’s ok to wear red because he likes that color on you. It’s totally ok to wear the dress that shows off what your mama gave you because you know he can’t resist your curves. Like it’s OK to want to be sexy for someone other than yourself. There are days when I’m like “I’m not trying to look good for you, I’m trying to look good for me.” butttttt man I’d be lying if I said there weren’t days that I didn’t think “damn, he’s going to be blown away by how bangin’ my ass looks in these jeans”
I’m just saying.
Bless.
This boy I knew in high school had a black and white blog that was rather sad and when he met his girlfriend he started posting in color and I think that’s what love is
Anonymous asked:
baphomeme-archive answered:
the boy tears in the notes are amazing
im mad i went so long thinking pink couldnt b my favorite color bc i ‘didnt wanna be like other girls’ bc society told me that liking pink made me ditsy and feminine and that that was bad……….. i love pink………… fck The Man….. paint the statue of liberty pink
